Conservatives, a little fashion advice please: How many guns is ';too many'; to wear to Church on Sunday?

My wife's brother asked us to come to his Church next Sunday. I don't want to look underdressed or overdressed. I can't ask my brother-in-law cause he doesn't know we're not religious.Conservatives, a little fashion advice please: How many guns is ';too many'; to wear to Church on Sunday?
I hope you didn't think you'd get answers that aren't childish personal attacks.Conservatives, a little fashion advice please: How many guns is ';too many'; to wear to Church on Sunday?
Just one is all you need. Just make it a big one.
You don't have to bring none, gosh... what does this have to do with politics?
Depends on where you live -- but it is always best to concealed and keep everyone guessing.
Here in Texas we wear the same side arm we wear on any other day.





The Pilgrim without his side arm stands out like a sore thumb.





The Priest wears his under his robe.





What's the big deal?
Is there a point here?





Don't worry, just bring your liberal limp wrist nd you'll be fine.
Aren't you afraid you'll burst into flames if you go near a church?
Too many...guns...can not process...oxymoron....dining room table full of guns...shoot Predator from sky with 22 LR....Church is for worshiping Gingrich...Limpbrain says lock and load....AHHHHHHHHH. Where is Glen when you need him!!!
Depends on the church you belong to. Is it the kind of church where people dress nicely or the kind where people wear white hoods and white pointy masks?
one sidearm and one in the boot for sure. Any less than that and they'll know you're a metro-sexual lib.
I'd go with a Kel-Tec PF-9 or P-3AT and a spare mag.
god says be not prideful...i'd dress it down for sunday services...one should suffice, but make it your BEST gun.
i can't speak for others, all i need is one.
If your going to dress properly you need to bring a noose. As to the guns, just bring with you a rifle. And don't forget the knife. Also if you are going to be driving, make sure it is a truck your traveling in.
Last I heard they aren't wearing them to church. They are only wearing them to Obama town hall meetings in order to make a lame political statement. I guess they decided having two year olds carrying signs saying ';Obama wants to kill my granny'; wasn't enough to get their message across.
How much weed is too much for liberals? Or peace signs?
How many more sex change operations will Pelosi need to look like a woman?
I wouldn't go with less than a M249 SAW, but I guess if you were really on a budget, you could scrounge up a used M60 or MG34.





Be sure to drape yourself in the links of ammo as well, don't want to look like you skimped out.





Seriously though...In many states it's illegal to carry firearms inside of a church. Before you try to be a smart@ss, do your research so you don't remove ';smart'; from the equation.